Fame

These are 2 good unshoped pictures.

We can never have enough opossums

The Mark Snuggie

This isn't even shopped. Mark is a badass between class. And he eats snakes.

Using a "computor," we are able to project what Mark's first female offspring will look like.

Surprisingly like John..

Marky Savage?

Mark, during his midlife stint as drummer for the bass virtuoso "Mop Bucket Face," a lesser-talented counterpart of a similarly named guitar virtuoso.

Mark the Manda bear is nonplussed about what to do on a Tuesday morning.

Jared had in his fat, greedy little fingers an Official Markman Superdoll, complete with Clothing Package #43. This was truly the best birthday ever!

Oops!

Acting really mature in the toys section of a local kids' superstore.

Warp speed!

300 Mark

Mark ruins baseball game

Meximark Trooper

Marks lost senior picture

Bow down to me!

Markus, the only known silicone sucking vampire, descends upon Hollywood

On his way to find the little boy's room, Mark inadvertently becomes the next big broadway hit

My finale: "Our Savior. Mark Freeman."

Mark decides that after winning the powerball, that perhaps he should have done something else with the money...

I felt this blog needed a little more "wut."

Action hero.

Die Verwandlung

This is dad's first contribution to the blog.
See it animated!

"Just scrape on a few indications of sticks and twigs underneath our happy birch tree. Float the brush over the mountain; gently make love to it."

Upsidedown face.

Note to self: color balancing for guidos = somewhat difficult.

Tackled as he escapes with "The Mark."

Hurdle the dead, Mark.

Mark's hand gets caught in the cookie jar.

Being this famous isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[insert witty title here]

In Bangkok Mark learned what selling his soul really entailed.

All the fame forced markpug into a life of sex and drugs. In an attempt to escape his past he moved to China to lead a group of underprivlaged teens

It takes three Marks with the assistance of a stir plate to do a titration.

Mr. President.

Mark, so overwhelmed from his rice at China Buffet forgot the perils that can ensue.

Mark, you're not supposed to tackle the reindeer while they race...

Lookin' good there, Mark.

Markael Jackson

Hm. There's something strange over there!